BILLING
Online payments will appear on your statement as "PAYPAL*DOCUMENTS" or "GOOGLE * DOCUMENT SVS".

BIRTH CERTIFICATES
Novelty birth certificates are designed to look like the commemorative certificates issued by hospitals and have no legal value.  Novelty birth certificates will be prepared in the format shown on our Birth Certificates page, we will not alter or modify our format.

CANCELLATIONS
Paid orders cannot be canceled.

COPYRIGHT
All content on this site is the property of the site owner.  The images and text on this site may not be downloaded, printed, or reproduced without permission.

DIPLOMAS
Novelty diplomas are for novelty purposes only and have no academic value.  Novelty diplomas will be prepared in the format that you have chosen from our Diplomas page, we will not alter or modify our formats.

IMAGES
All images on this site are the property of the site owner.  Images are for illustrative purposes only and may differ from the actual product.

REPRINTS
Orders are deleted from our system once we have verified delivery and all return periods have expired, therefore we do not offer reprints.  If you think you will need additional copies, please purchase them when you place your order.

RETURNS
If you are not satisfied with your order and would like a refund, simply submit a Refund Request to us on the same day that your order is delivered.  Once your request has been verified we will email you with instructions on how to return your order to us for a full refund minus shipping.  Diploma covers cannot be returned and are not eligible for refund.  Novelty pay stubs are not eligible for refund.  Our money back guarantee only applies  to orders paid for with credit card, Google Checkout, or PayPal.  Orders paid for with cash, money order, cashier's check, or Western Union are not eligible for refund.  Refund requests will only be accepted via our Refund Request form, requests made by any other method will not be honored.

If you find a spelling error or other mistake on your document that was our fault, please notify us by email within ten (10) days from the date that your order was delivered on and we will gladly send you a replacement free of charge once we have verified the error.  If you find an error that was not our fault you will need to submit a new order to obtain a corrected document.

If you ordered additional copies of your document but did not receive them with your shipment, please notify us by email within one (1) day from the date that your order was delivered on to notify us of the error and we will ship your additional copy or copies the next business day.

SCHOOL NAMES
Certain schools have contacted us and requested that we not print novelty documents featuring their school names and as such we will honor their request.  It is your responsibility to review our Prohibited Schools List before you place an order.  If you place an order for a novelty document that features one of the school names on the Prohibited School Names list, we will change the school name to one of our choosing so that we may legally complete your order.  Orders placed with a Prohibited School Name are not eligible for refund.

SHIPPING
Orders paid for online before noon Eastern time Monday though Friday will be shipped on the same day.  Orders paid for after noon Eastern time and those paid for on weekends or on days we are closed will ship on the next business day.  There may be additional days that our office will be closed and in such cases a notice will be posted on our site.  Orders paid for with an e-check will not ship until the e-check has cleared and will do so within one (1) business day once it has cleared.  Orders paid by Western Union will ship within one (1) business day after the transfer is complete.  Orders paid for with cashier's check or money order will ship within ten (10) days from the date payment is received.  If you place an order for a novelty transcript with customer supplied coursework, your order may require up to three (3) additional business days to be shipped.  Hand written signatures and raised gold seals each require one (1) additional business day to prepare and ship.  If we have questions about your order we will notify you by e-mail and will hold your order until we receive a response from you.  We will only ship to the person who pays for the order, we will not ship to a school, an employer, or anyone other than the person who pays for the order. Once your package is dropped off with the carrier we do not have control of the delivery process and will not issue refunds for late, lost, or damaged shipments.  If your shipment is returned to us because you provided us with an inaccurate address or because you refused or failed to pick up the shipment, your order will not be eligible for refund and you will be required to pay the postage necessary to have the order reshipped to you.  Orders returned to us will be held until you contact us.

SIGNATURES
If you elect to have signatures applied to your order we will do so with names of our choosing, we will not accept requests for specific names.

TERMINOLOGY
All items for sale on this site are novelty items for novelty purposes only.  The terms "fake" and "phony" as used in this website's text, title, meta tags, keywords, and images are synonymous with "novelty" and are used for search engine optimization purposes only.

TERMS OF SALE
By completing a purchase from our website you agree to and accept the following conditions:  I, the user, fully agree and understand that all items sold on this web site, herein referred to as "Novelty Documents" by "the vendor" are strictly for novelty purposes only.  I also hereby swear and attest that I will not use the Novelty Documents for illegal purposes of any kind.  I attest that I am at least 18 years of age and agree that I will not use these products to misrepresent myself in any way. I understand that the vendor disclaims all other representations, either expressed or implied, including, but not limited to, conditions of merchantability and/or fitness for a particular purpose. I understand that by ordering any Novelty Documents,  I am automatically accepting these conditions and I will not hold the site operator or owner liable for any harm whatsoever that may be caused either directly or indirectly due to any use of the Novelty Documents.  I completely understand that these Novelty Documents are not being issued by any school, hospital, state, or government agency and that the vendor is not a representative or licensee thereof.  I understand that the Novelty Documents have no educational or legal value whatsoever and will be produced in such a manner as to comply with the provisions of Illinois Code 1961-720 ILCS 5, Section 17-2.5.  I agree that I will not present any Novelty Documents from this vendor as an item having value, credit or merit of any kind. I declare that I have checked the laws of my state and that I am not prohibited to possess any type of novelty document and I fully release the vendor and all persons associated with the sale of the Novelty Documents from any and all liability that may arise out of my placing an order.  I agree that I will not initiate a buyer dispute, a charge back claim with my credit card company, or any other form of payment reversal provided that proof of delivery can be provided.  I agree that if I fail to abide by the aforementioned I am giving my explicit permission to the vendor to use any personal information that I have provided in order to collect my debt, including but not limited to turning my account over to a collection agency and reporting my debt to the credit bureaus. I agree that I will not use, nor will I allow any other party or person to use the Novelty Documents that I purchase from this vendor in any forum, including but not limited to, any type of media, legal or government related presentation, publication, report, evidence, production or exhibit. I solemnly swear and affirm that I am not affiliated with any local, state or federal law enforcement agency nor am I an employee of any school who is purchasing Novelty Documents from this vendor for use in any type of investigation or legal action. I claim complete and sole responsibility for any and all legal costs required to represent the vendor should I not abide by any conditions of this agreement.  I understand the vendor reserves the right to refuse and/or cancel any order for any reason.

TRANSCRIPTS
Novelty transcripts are for novelty purposes only and have no academic value.  Novelty transcripts will be prepared in the format that you have chosen from our Transcripts page, we will not modify our formats.  Orders with customer supplied coursework are not eligible for refund.