If your question is not answered below you may contact us by clicking the link at the bottom of the page.
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How can you charge so much less than everyone else?
The better question is "Why does everyone else charge so much?". Do you really think that schools pay $100 or more for every diploma they hand out on graduation day? The answer is NO! Higher prices do not equal higher quality, only greed.
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I got ripped off by another novelty diploma site, how do I know I can trust you?
We are professional printers and this website has been around since since 2004 - if we did not deliver what we promise we would have been out of business long ago! .
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What forms of payment do you accept?
We accept Visa, MasterCard, Discover, and American Express.
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How do I place an order?
Simply click on the "PLACE AN ORDER" tab at the top right of this screen, select the product you wish to purchase and complete the order form.
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Can I place an order over the phone?
Unfortunately we cannot process credit cards over the phone so all orders must be placed online.
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I read that a good way to tell if a website is legitimate is by seeing if they publish a phone number, is that true?
Nothing could be further from the truth. ANYONE, and I mean anyone, can get and publish an untraceable 1-800 telephone number. If you don't believe us, just Google "800 number" and you will find multiple companies that will provide you with a
virtual 1-800 phone number that cannot be traced back to the real owner. Does that really make you feel more comfortable?
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When will my order be shipped?
Orders placed and paid for online before 11:00 am eastern time Monday through Friday will be shipped out on the same day.
Orders placed after 11:00 am eastern time and orders placed on weekends or holidays will be shipped on the next business day. .
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How long will it take for me to receive my order after it has been shipped?
That depends entirely on what shipping method you selected when you placed your order. USPS Priority Mail takes from 2 to 4 business days to arrive, UPS second day shipping takes 2 business days to arrive, and UPS next day shipping will be delivered on the next business day. Please remember that business days do NOT include Saturday and Sunday.
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How can I track my order?
Once your order has been shipped you will receive an email with the tracking number or delivery confirmation number.
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Do you ship to Canada? Mexico? Japan? Australia? Turkey? Indonesia? China?
No, we do not ship anywhere outside of the United States except for Guam, Puerto Rico, or the Virgin Islands.
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So do you really offer a Money Back Guarantee?
Absolutely!
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What about other sites that advertise guarantees?
The are nothing but empty promises! Click here to read the truth about the so-called guarantees offered by other sites! .
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Will the package my novelty document arrives in indicate what is enclosed?
No. The package label will only have your shipping address and our return address on it.
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How much is a diploma? How much is a transcript? How much is a birth certificate?
Novelty diplomas, transcripts, and birth certificates are available for as little as $4999 each.
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Is my information safe?
Yes! Our secure server software (SSL) encrypts all of your personal information so that it cannot be read over the internet.
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Do your novelty diplomas and transcripts look real?
We feel all of our novelty documents are realistic in appearance!
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Can I use a diploma or transcript I bought from you to get into college or get a job?
While the documents we sell look real, they are intended for and sold for novelty purposes only.
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Can you make a duplicate of my diploma, transcript, or birth certificate if I email or fax you a copy?
No, we do not provide a replication service. All documents are prepared in the formats shown on our site using your information.
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What type of paper do you use for your novelty transcripts?
All of our transcripts are printed on genuine document security paper, the same type of paper used by colleges & universities.
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What color is the transcript security paper?
All of our novelty transcripts are printed on light blue security paper. College, university, and high school transcripts also feature
a dark blue border around the edge of the paper. Please see our Transcripts page for samples.
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I don't want my novelty transcript to show that I graduated, can I get a partial transcript?
Yes. In the "Graduation Date" field on the order form, enter "N/A", the number of credit hours you want on the transcript, and the last semester you want shown (example: N/A, 92, FALL 2009).
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Can I supply the classes for my novelty transcript?
For complete transcripts (ones showing you graduated), the answer is no - we supply all of the appropriate coursework.
For partial transcripts (45 credit hours or less) we may agree to use your coursework, please contact us before ordering.
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What degrees and majors do you offer for your novelty college and university transcripts?
We have coursework on file for nearly 100 different degrees and majors, for the complete list click here. .
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I don't need a transcript, I only want a novelty diploma - can I specify any degree I want?
Yes, but we reserve the right to refuse any request we feel is inappropriate.
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Can you make a diploma, transcript, or birth certificate in a foreign language?
No, sorry, we only offer novelty documents in English.
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Can you do a diploma or transcript for "my school name here"?
You can specify any school that is not on our Prohibited Schools list.
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Can you do a diploma or transcript for an international school?
As mentioned above, you can specify any school that is not on our Prohibited Schools list, however, our novelty diplomas and transcripts are designed to look like those issued by schools located in the United States.
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Do you offer CompTIA, Cisco, or Microsoft certificates?
No.
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Do you offer TESOL or TOEFL certificates?
No.
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Do you offer a verification service for your novelty documents?
No, we do not. We are not affiliated with any school, hospital, or government entity.
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Do you print the word "novelty" onto your documents?
No, we do not print "novelty" or anything similar onto the document.
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Can I get a copy of my diploma, transcript, or birth certificate by email before it ships?
In order to provide same day shipping we are unable to offer email "proofs", sorry. If there is any problem with your document when it arrives please contact us immediately and we will rectify the problem.
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Do you offer novelty Social Security cards or Driver's licenses?
No.
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Can your novelty birth certificates be used for a passport, at the DMV, or at the Social Security office?
Our novelty birth certificates are designed to look like the commemorative ones issued by hospitals and are NOT intended to be used for identification purposes.
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How much do novelty pay stubs cost?
The cost is $4999 for one stub, $5999 for two stubs, or $6999 for three stubs.
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What kind of paper do you use for your novelty pay stubs?
We use genuine business check stock in your choice of green or blue.
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Do your novelty pay stubs show that taxes have been taken out of my check?
Yes! Our novelty pay stubs will show federal, state, Social Security (FICA) and Medicare taxes withheld.
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Can health insurance premiums and 401(k) contributions be shown on my novelty pay stub?
Yes to both!
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Can you make a pay stub for me that looks just like the one I get from my job?
Since our novelty pay stubs are created using real payroll software, we are not able to alter the format or look of our pay stubs, the style shown on our website is the only style we offer.
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Will I get a check with my novelty pay stub?
No, we only provide novelty pay stubs, checks are not included.
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Do you offer novelty W2 statements?
No.
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Please note that due to the high volume of email we receive, we are not able to respond to questions that have been answered above, thank you.
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